We all know that guy who flirts with every girl he meets and comes up with some freaky pickup lines. This is a person who is single and always in the mood to mingle but his pickup lines are the reason he is a forever single. Those lines he comes up with can even kill us. Here are some of the pickup lines where you will be confused between the will to die right now or laugh or just faint for a little:
1. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
2. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
3. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
5. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
6. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
7. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
8. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
9. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
10. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
11. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
12. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
13. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
14. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
15. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!